SILENT HILL: SHAT ON MY MEMORIES

[planetary]

THIS IS AN ALL CAPS ENTRY WHICH INCLUDES RAAAAGE, PURIEST BULLSHIT, COMPLAINING, AND GENERAL RIDICULOUSNESS.

AND SPOILERS

YEAH


WHY IS CYBIL A TOTAL BITCH IN THIS GAME, OKAY IT DEPENDS IF YOU FILLED OUT THE QUESTION FORMS AND SAID YOU WERE A DICK BUT STILL. AT LEAST THE ORIGINAL HAD AN EXCUSE BECAUSE SHE GOT POESSED BY A DEMON.

SPEAKING OF DEMONS, THERE ARE NONE. NO DOGS, NO LUMPS OF FLESH, NO NURSES, NO HELL MESSENGERS FUCKING NURSES NOTHING EXCEPT FOR THESE PINK WEIRDASS ALIENS THAT DO NOTHING BUT HUG YOU.

AND YOU WANNA SHOOT THEM? TOO BAD, ALL YOU CAN DO IS SHOVE THEM OFF. NO SWEET SATISFACTION OF STOMPING EVERY CREATURE YOU KILL WHAT IS THIS

NO BOSS FIGHTS EITHER

HALF OF THIS GAME IS JUST FIGURING OUT WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT. BECAUSE THE AREAS YOU ROAM ARE SO BIG AND SOMETIMES YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO EXPLORE MOST OF THE AREA EXCEPT TO COLLECT MEMENTOS

AND MEMENTOS DO ALMOST JACK SHIT. SERIOUSLY. IT ONLY AFFECTS A SMALL PART OF THE ENDING AND I LIKE THE ENDING THAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COLLECT LITTLE TO NONE OF THEM. SO THERE'S A WASTE OF TIME.

THE PUZZLES ARE EASY AND GUESS WHAT? NO DIFFICULTY SETTINGS HAVE FUN PLAYING ON PISS EASY LEVEL

THE NIGHTMARE SEQUENCES ARE FUN THE FIRST TIME AROUND AND AFTERWARDS THEY GET ANNOYING. ESPECIALLY ON THE FUN HOUSE LEVEL WHERE YOU'RE TOO BUSY RUNNNING FOR YOUR LIFE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH PATH IS RIGHT.

AS FAR AS CHARACTERS GO THEY TURNED A FIFTY YEAR OLD CULTIST INTO A TEENAGE SLUT WHO TRIES TO SEDUCE THE MAIN CHARACTER WTF AND THEY HAVE SEX ON A BOAT. THE BOAT DID NOT DESERVE THAT.

AND LISA DOES LITTLE EXCEPT IN ONE ENDING SHE'S KINDA A SLUT TOO. ALL SHE DOES IN THE MAIN GAME IS DIE. NO DRAGGING THAT EVIL DOCTOR TO HELL ANYMORE

NO CULTS. EVER. NO GOD TO BIRTH. JUST ONE GIRL WITH DADDY ISSUES.

ALTHOUGH I DID KINDA LIKE THE PERSONALITY PROFILING

Comments

[rikasaurus.livejournal.com]

YEAH I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SILENT HILL JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT CAPSLOCK WILL NEVER BE ANNOYING.

[digitalstarry.livejournal.com]

YEAAAH

[gundamette.livejournal.com]

THE BOAT DID NOT DESERVE THAT.

That made me luls hard.

[tategamiwolf.livejournal.com]

I... didn't think Shattered Memories was that bad.

of course, all I did was watch a LP but :/

I do agree that the monsters/fighting could've been done a little better, though...

[digitalstarry.livejournal.com]

Well like I said, I grossly exgeratted the faults for humor

annnd I'm a butthurt purist because apparently ~reimaging~ means taking the bare bones premises of the plot and some of the characters and stripping them down and refilling them to a point where its almost unrecognizable for a Silent Hill game. Not to mention the newest generations will want to play Shattered Memories instead of the original game and it makes me sad :C.

[tategamiwolf.livejournal.com]

I'm a newb SH fan, but ugh, the thought of skipping SH1 for Shattered Memories...

[yukismine.livejournal.com]

yes yes...that game was MAJOR dissapoint.
At first when I was playing, I was like "omg this is just amazing!"
I almost was about to buy it (cuz i downloaded it :3)
Then....the game was done...

I beat it? XD


yeah I really wish it was longer..
I don't mind the concept because they were really trying to stray away from action horror and make it more survival horror.
Basically....not like Resident Evil :P

I have a feeling this may be the last SH game :/
Akira Yamaoka left...and the BETTER not make another game with shitty music >.>

[hollie-alr.livejournal.com]

ARGH I KNOWW, I hate how they changed the characters depending on the questionaire. =( THEY WERE FINE THE WAY THEY WERE IN THE ORIGINALLL. *sobsob*.

[fox-holland.livejournal.com]

Poor Boat-kun... ;_;